FML : Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor,...

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Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By time to buy a gun / Monday 2 November 2015 04:22 / United States - Carolina

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By AlysoninAlaska | 19

#6451169 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:29

It's okay, guard kitty is on the case!

By thatonetribute | 31

#6451166 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:26

This is how all the horror movies start!

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By thatonetribute | 31

#6451166 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:26

This is how all the horror movies start!

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saidaswear | 20

#6451218 - Monday 2 November 2015 15:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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chrisbeaudoin | 26

#6451229 - Monday 2 November 2015 16:08

The conjuring starts with a dog being killed

By Zaneal | 8

#6451167 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:29

Time to invest in some better security to. Is anything stolen?

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MELKOZAR | 27

#6451186 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:58

Why are the good positive comments always thumbed down like this one? Then the dumb ones are thumbed up.

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escapingreality | 19

#6451263 - Monday 2 November 2015 17:19

#10 its because it was the corner of the screen...meaning an animal...no one got in so #2 comment is unfounded and makes absolutely no sense...that's why

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the_real_dvd | 21

#6451270 - Monday 2 November 2015 17:29

Corner of the screen... Next to the door.. supposing someone could reach their hands around to the locks. If OP was certain it was an animal his name probably wouldn't be time to buy a gun.

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False_Stupidity | 41

#6451299 - Monday 2 November 2015 18:22

But the screen was busted 'out' meaning something left his house via the screen corner...

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megamonster99 | 18

#6452898 - Wednesday 4 November 2015 7:33

#2spooky4me

By dying_to_know | 25

#6451168 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:29

I don't think a gun is going to solve your problem this time. XD

By AlysoninAlaska | 19

#6451169 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:29

It's okay, guard kitty is on the case!

By Zufallian | 34

#6451173 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:31

Maybe it was just another animal trying to get to your cat. But try to invest in some security maybe, better safe than sorry.

By Eyeslick | 31

#6451175 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:34

The question is how big is the hole in the busted screen....cat sized? Cougar sized? Burglar sized?

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PurpleMyth | 28

#6451261 - Monday 2 November 2015 17:10

Demonic rape bear sized?

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symboic | 13

#6451473 - Monday 2 November 2015 22:14

Op said it was in the corner so I'm assuming probably a small or medium rodent

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LyricaSilvan | 29

#6451590 - Monday 2 November 2015 23:40

I highly doubt a cat would react that way to a rodent...Cats don't puff up and growl over things they can easily hunt.

By APHPrussia | 19

#6451177 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:37

Hope you can find it OP! FYL

By stryder9090 | 28

#6451178 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:37

Aliens

By daz18m | 15

#6451180 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:43

Another cat burglar.

By booman342 | 13

#6451187 - Monday 2 November 2015 14:58

Whatever you do, don't go outside by yourself without a flashlight to find it. ESPECIALLY don't go near a lake.

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