Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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corrin925 6
At least he loves you enough to hold your hair.
Incredibo 0
Aww cuties
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Comments (109)
amoyer0418 1
MORNING SICKNESS! It does some weird things...
jujubunni5 9
At least he still loves you!
wiseguy69 0
I thought it was cause u were deep throating him
Jannettecooks 1
I spit out my water laughing reading that.
2Siccckkkkkey 2
HAHAHAH GOOD ONE!
loserman67 36
Nothing says love more than your boyfriend holding back your hair as you spew bile and chunks all over the sidewalk and the smell of rotted cheese and onions wafts up into his nose. This guy sounds like a winner. I hope you gave him a big kiss! After you brushed your teeth of course....
Bloodlvst 11
At least you're making him prove his love is for real.
HeyHey_Star 3
That's what love is all about.
bchatzis 9
I believe this is all context based. Were you throwing up because you were ill? or because you were so drunk/hungover? because if its the former, then theres really nothing to worry about :)
shaylamanum 0
That's so cutee!
groupleader 7
I am sure he loves you more now that you swallow. Now, just get better at keeping it down.
JesusChrystler 1
He's a keeper