Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
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Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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cookiemonster116 15
Weird fetish
Seabiscuit218 12
Sounds like he "needs" a diaper himself
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Comments (134)
kerstileann 26
so he has a dl fetish, so what? if you love him you should start incorperating (sp ;þ) it. and yes dl( diaper lover) is a real thing. i believe its quite common.
TheLadyOpal 30
Uh, no. I don't think she should be made to satisfy a fetish if she's not comfortable with it, whether she loves him or not.
kerstileann 26
she doesnt HAVE too. but it could be a lot worse than a simple garment. im not saying she has too, im just saying she can if she wants to make him happu
kerstileann 26
happy*
sturschaedel 27
Wanting to make him happy is one thing. But what if it turns her off to wear a diaper during foreplay? She wouldn't enjoy sex anymore. If she doesn't wear it, he doesn't enjoy sex, otherwise he wouldn't go to such measures as to threatening to break up over it. If that is the case, they are not sexually compatible, which is very likely the end of the road in that relationship anyways.
Eleora 19
I don't know how committed you are to your boyfriend, but if you do this.... don't forget your binky (pacifier). -_-
marcranger 29
To stick in his mouth the next time he brings up his "needs"?
Eleora 19
Precisely.
23lf 16
Well, I hope his will satisfy hike enough while you don't have sex with him. He does sound a bit childish, using the breakup threat though..
23lf 16
Autocorrect is a bítch, but I meant to say that I hope his hand will satisfy his needs when you don't have sex with him.
EL_BORI 13
just wait until he ask you to burp him after intercourse, and you still with him.
afallingstar 22
There are people who are into this. I had a guy who messaged me on a dating site who was into wearing diapers and actually using them...disturbing to say the least.
cherrycokelove 8
same thing happened to me......
TallMist 32
Turned on by wearing them, I can understand, everyone has an odd fetish or two (yes, even you)... Watersports? Gross... Pooping? I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT.
EvilLittleMan 23
Only if you can wear a strap on ***** to satisfy your needs.
LizardMilk 22
Oh my god.
vlalam 24
How old is he?
ajh557 22
Does he like little girls or Something
scottyboy417 19
Why? Just why?