Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't... - FML

By honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

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By no way! - 29/08/2021 17:01

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Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML

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By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By wow - 14/03/2013 15:43 - United States - Gilbert

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Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

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By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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That kidnapped kink

By georgiahick - 30/12/2010 14:09

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

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cookiemonster116 15

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:01

Weird fetish

Seabiscuit218 12

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:01

Sounds like he "needs" a diaper himself

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sexual_girl 15

Thursday 13 November 2014 4:35

I'd almost be glad if he broke up with me... That's some weird shit.

syed121417 22

Thursday 13 November 2014 4:39

People are into a lot of different things. I don't think the problem is the fetish, it's the fact that he doesn't recognize that OP's comfort is also of matter.

RayvenWhite 12

Thursday 13 November 2014 4:39

RUN!!!

YFOS_fml 17

Thursday 13 November 2014 4:43

tell him to stop acting like a baby

WasabiMars 21

Thursday 13 November 2014 4:48

I've seen a lot of disturbing events and.. well.. I have nothing. I'll give you my best regards instead. Hopefully OP will be able to resolve this issue with his boyfriend.

BigSm3lly 9

Thursday 13 November 2014 4:50

Sorry to say OP but that sounds like something a pedo would like....

vintageart1994 16

Thursday 13 November 2014 4:59

That's just strange

Tammy11 1

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:00

If he asks you to start talking baby talk run away as fast as you can and report him to the police

melooters 11

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:07

Girl you should dump his ass

luverofakatsuki 16

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:17

not a fetish i like

MarshMan0123 4

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:21

Please don't make the wrong assumption that what he wants affiliates with pedophillic behaviour, it doesn't. This fetish does in no way involve or even come close to that.

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