Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
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Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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Top comments
cookiemonster116 15
Weird fetish
Seabiscuit218 12
Sounds like he "needs" a diaper himself
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Comments (134)
an3ph 20
In exchange, he gets to wear a tampon up his nose. Used.
hordriss 14
I think that's a sign you should break up with him. Sounds like he has some issues.
Aynxx 0
That's messed up. I feel bad for you :(
DianaFrances411 13
That's a weird fetish.
j_cat187 20
keep an open mind.
graphicstyle7 17
Ok, there's nothing wrong with a harmless fetish. BUT, BUT, BUT the WAY he went about including you is TOTALLY WRONG. If he has that little consideration for your feelings, get rid of him. Please. Do me another favor, read the DAN SAVAGE column online (Google it). He writes a very popular adult advice column and has tons of great advice on situations like yours, and he would totally agree with me.
mosquito19 14
you're wearing a diaper, might as well make ******** part of his foreplay too.
RA91 26
Ô.ō???..ok, this is just flat out strange??
Sakuraashita 15
I can't believe this is actually a thing. That's incredibly creepy, FYL, indeed, OP, and dump him fast!
itsjusttofunny 8
that is some pedophile shit right there