Gas giant

By …how??? - 20/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I learned that the average human farts 15 times a day. I fart more than that within the first hour of the day, and that’s even after not eating anything for three days. FML
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cacheson 41

Not eating for three days might be why you’re farting so much…

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RichardPencil 30

This is FML. A place to vent about injustices in life. I'm sure there are sites where people can brag about their superpowers. Remember, with great flatulence comes great responsibility!

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cacheson 41

Not eating for three days might be why you’re farting so much…

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RichardPencil 30

This is FML. A place to vent about injustices in life. I'm sure there are sites where people can brag about their superpowers. Remember, with great flatulence comes great responsibility!

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D J's MOM 17

try beano, it's worth a shot. maybe Google that shit. good luck

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Yudith 24

You starved for three days just to see if it would stop you from farting? Go to a doctor before you disappear in a big ball of stinky smoke!

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Fred Eze 14

Today I learned I’m not an average human

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SirEnigM0nk 22

At this rate, why haven't you joined OPEC??

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