Gas giant

By …how??? - 20/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I learned that the average human farts 15 times a day. I fart more than that within the first hour of the day, and that’s even after not eating anything for three days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 690
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This is FML. A place to vent about injustices in life. I'm sure there are sites where people can brag about their superpowers. Remember, with great flatulence comes great responsibility!

Not eating for three days might be why you’re farting so much…

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Not eating for three days might be why you’re farting so much…

This is FML. A place to vent about injustices in life. I'm sure there are sites where people can brag about their superpowers. Remember, with great flatulence comes great responsibility!

try beano, it's worth a shot. maybe Google that shit. good luck

You starved for three days just to see if it would stop you from farting? Go to a doctor before you disappear in a big ball of stinky smoke!

Today I learned I’m not an average human

At this rate, why haven't you joined OPEC??