Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
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Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Serisent 26
Not strong is the force in you, my precious.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.
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Comments (295)
soldier6490 1
they're basically the same.... small, creepy, and not from earth. date a real man
rivaraven 35
To almost all of you - it is possible to not to know them. Okay, I know Gollum and overall LOTR well, but I have only heard few times about Star Wars and Yoda. It's not like EVERYONE has to know it. 1+2 is basic knowledge, not LOTR and Star Wars and any other film or book.
duckit 0
I would dump you
chuckcloninger 12
Well, that's what you get for dating a 7 year old?
rilarooney 3
I can see why he got so upset haha Just kidding
Antares_01 9
105: ahaha oops! Totally got the name wrong there x) it was 3 am and my mind drew a blank while I was just laying in bed
onorexveritas 23
I wouldn't talk to you either
a_0_w_0 2
Well if you know so little about something he loves, maybe you should make an effort and watch some star wars. As a wise soul once said "do or do not, there is no try...filfy hobbitses"
xRezSynn 15
How did that happen?
merpherp 7
At least you tried to include yourself with his friends... Sure you embarrassed him but when he sees you're making attempts to get involved with his interests he will appreciate it. Go watch some movies though :)