Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
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Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Serisent 26
Not strong is the force in you, my precious.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.
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Comments (295)
rachilio 26
You know as clueless as girls can be, most are smart enough to figure this out.
Heather645 5
Yeah, you've never had a girlfriend, huh?
zilla52 12
why join in if you don't know what you are talking. about
XoAlexxxoX 5
Wow. Good one. I don't know how you mixed those two up...
Lomus 24
Bitch Yoda is from Star Wars, so much for "all I know is they are characters From Lord of the Rings." And #140, the use of plural indicates she was talking about both characters.
amsdredre22 12
Coming from someone who doesn't even primarily engage in those conversations, that's still SO sad. Get your shit together.
Czech_Zidane 14
Mixing GOLLUM and YODA? What the heck?
SphinxJinx 0
You should be embarrassed.
Sir_Swaggington 6
This is the stupidest thing to get mad about. That dude needs his man card revoked. Most girls (of course there are exceptions) don't give a quarter of a **** about Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, so at least OP was trying to share in her boyfriend's interests instead of scoffing at him and his friends and calling them nerds.
HotaruGunso 19
I agree with you and people who are thumbing you down are probably just overly obsessive fans who can't accept the fact that someone can actually make a mistake about their precious fandoms. Even if it was a stupid mistake, at least OP was trying to be interested in her boyfriend's interests!
Serisent 26
I would actually be very interested in the actual statistics of girls who like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. Because I'm a girl, and I love both, and I know several girls at my school who love both. I would certainly hesitate to say that most girls don't at least enjoy the movies/books in question.
AzILikeIt 2
Can you blame him? I'm betting you just kept talking too
IHaveNoKoolAid 10
Every nerd that read this is very ashamed of you. Mixing up yoda and gollum