Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
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Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Serisent 26
Not strong is the force in you, my precious.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.
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Comments (295)
SaintJimmyxx 8
that's unacceptable. YDI. heh.
Grimnirwher9 21
How the hell can you confuse those? They're not even from the same genre! One's from a sci-fi film series, the other's from a series of fantasy books!
TheyCallMeDamien 17
I won't lie. I would've been embarrassed too.
strangeite 4
Embarrassing, yes, but definitely not worth not talking to you over. Sorry OP. Build up your inner geek
MrCheese2021 5
I can't stand these elitist nerds. 90% of the time I walk into a new comic shop I get treated like crap because I don't have the right image. I think it was nice of OP for actually trying to join the conversation and attempt to share an interest with her boyfriend.
killa_abs 2
just blow him, he'll get right over it.
music87 14
I've never read/seen lord of the rings or seen most of the Star Wars movies and even I know the difference between the two..
mojita 7
Seriously, if they're having this conversation and you don't understand it properly, than you probably should find someone more... Like yourself.
mikaelkarlsson 13
They are the same, right?
LittleJayBird94 4
God this gives chicks a bad name...