You're not really a doctor, so you're not qualified to diagnose skin conditions. Also, your neighbor's kid's rash was probably just a pretext so she can get some of the hippy pastry chef's edibles or cupcakes.

I’d rather go to an apothecary that knows what they’re doing than an EMT who’s ego is too big to believe that a “hippie pastry chef” could possible have more knowledge than them on certain things 🙄

No offense but you are not qualified to diagnose skin conditions. Maybe said pastry chef has more life experience.

lmao. I'm an EMT, too, and the only skin condition we can really diagnose is hives from an allergic reaction 🤣🤣🤣

Coconut Oil might actually help depending on the cause.