By Anonymous - 19/11/2014 17:40 - Canada - Windsor

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
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dylanger16 19

You're better off without him.

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devildog562 33

Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.

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martin8337 35

Sounds like a Pic asshole.

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LittleRed79 39

Wow, clearly nobody knows about Picasso. I laughed :)

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shay_serendipity 29

It took me a minute to get it, but I get it now, haha

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timmeeeee 10

Your reply shoudlve been "You're a fake peice of art. Which no one likes and wipe their ass with."

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KitchKraft 21

I wipe my ass with toilet paper. I don't judge though.

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Wiping ones buttox with art is only for us fancy smanshy people. It was an acient technique uses by only the worlds most powerful people

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grenadeasaurus 5

To some people abstract art is the most beautiful thing in the world.

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SlipperyNipple 9

Whata douchenozzle

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DenverTyrrell 13

He sounds like a dick, little bit of an unusual way to break up tho

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BossManBryan 12

Well, at least your worth more than him $$$$

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scottyboy417 19

Damn that's a really douche thing to say. If he is that insensitive he doesn't deserve you anyway.

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WoldowJR 25

That's a pretty good line, actually. I should use that.

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MrConcise 34

"You're abstract and I'm minimalist, you're just too complicated for me."

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maxpaine1337 7

Odd thing to say before breaking up with you...could have been a little more tasteful in his choice of words.

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