Love: Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for...

sadgf 25 February 2009, 21:12 United States

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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estephi 9 February 2010, 08:14 France

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML

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arace15336 22 August 2010, 06:17 United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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thirdwheel 15 February 2010, 18:08 United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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Anonymus 31 January 2020, 20:00 Warkworth, Canada

Money first

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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Anonymous 16 August 2014, 02:16 Notting Hill, Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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Anonymous 23 October 2025, 22:00

Freeloader

Today, my boyfriend said he OD’d twice because of me, got sober because of me, and is done “trying.” I bought him a car yesterday and he hasn’t paid rent or bills in almost two years. FML

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Rolax 6 November 2008, 09:38 France

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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Anonymous 10 July 2023, 10:00 Germany

Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML

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flowerging 11 April 2013, 04:53 Stony Brook, United States

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

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sillypun 0

26 February 2009, 01:41

I'm glad he fully appreciates you.

pizzle 0

26 February 2009, 03:06

you mean your EX-boyfriend, right?

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Comments (46)

gracky_fml 0

26 February 2009, 05:44

thats kiinda funny. but don't stay with someone like that! you deserve better.

DarthVader77 9

1 December 2012, 10:35

Most likely, you are right, she may deserve better, but how do you KNOW for sure? Statement was at the very least insensetive, but as for anybody deserving better I have no clue.

jt362519 0

26 February 2009, 07:57

he should listen to america's suitehearts by fall out boy. there is a line in there that says "i'm in love with my own sins." haha. but really what a dumb ass. sorry to hear that. chin up :]

nobody_special 0

26 February 2009, 07:57

Wth possesses people to say crap like this? I mean, really, unless the person had it coming that's a pretty messed up thing to say... Geez

Rainbowsareshiny 0

26 February 2009, 08:33

hahahahahaha that's beautiful. i'm sorry, but i insult a lot of people because i love them it's weird, but that's just who i am. so i think this is just wondrous. however, if he wasn't joking...i say make his statement true and...KILL HIM hahaha kidding. don't. he's not worth the trial and the whole prison-for-life-thing.