sadgf
United States
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
koolkat9
Albion, United States
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Anonymous
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Equality
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flowerging
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sillypun 0
I'm glad he fully appreciates you.
pizzle 0
you mean your EX-boyfriend, right?
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nope_dot_com 0
wow...that is burtal...
xoxowhatever 0
actually i would love to say that to my ex. i feel like all the crap he did to me was just payback for all the things i did in past relationships.
That_Guy 4
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mds9986 24
What an insightful comment.
i_am_tiff_21 0
What are you like as a person?
whitey_fml 0
this is hilarious, but you need to dump that little bitch.
homoerotic 0
lol I can think of lots of worse things he couldve said...this one was just a bit more clever
GrkPrincess89 2
wtf?
PinayAngel_86 0
wow...what a bastard..
mystomachurts 3
the reason you deserve that is because probably have known for a while now that you are with an asshole and yet you still stay with him. SOOO... you try to make yourself feel better by sending in something he says assuming you'll get a whole bunch of support? Yeah WELL I've noticed there are a whole bunch of idiots on this website, just like yourself. This is your OWN fault for letting this go on and not knowing better enough to tell him that you are too good to be with a guy like him. DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DUMP THIS GUY, BE SINGLE FOR A WHILE, WHILE YOU GET SOME SELF ESTEEM.
ddrluna 2
So tell him to repent somewhere else?