By fuck my goddamn life - 15/02/2014 20:51 - United States

Today, I'm stuck in a hotel with my psychotic mom, all because she swore there were "demonic" noises coming from our oven. Yeah, our oven is totally possessed, you idiot. FML
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badgrandpa 9

pretend to fall asleep and then act like you got possessed

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eternal_malaise 10

Give her a list of your favorite baked foods that are known to repel demons.

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badgrandpa 9

pretend to fall asleep and then act like you got possessed

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Yeah, not a good idea. Seeing how crazy the mom is, who knows what'd she do to someone who she thought was possessed.

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junkman6 22

#2 this woman thinks because she sucks at cooking and lights everything on fire the oven is possessed. She's likely to drive a stake through her child's heart if he pretends to be possessed. Not going to lie I would love to hear a news anchor try to tell this story with a straight face.

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pizzzah 9

that is really bizzare and psycho of your mum but I don't think you should call her an idiot. she is still your mum

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cocainewhore 30

#69 just because she is OPs mum, doesn't mean she isn't an idiot though. OP can say what they like, and the mum kind of is an idiot for thinking the oven is possessed.

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SmilerVamp 6

I don't think she is an actual idiot. If you read the FML properly you would know that mom of OP is psychotic. That's actually a mental disease. During psychotic episodes she can see and hear all kinds of crap. OP is actually lucky she only thinks the oven is possessed....

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pandaxlove64 12

Anyone can be an idiot. Just because it's someone's parent doesn't make them any less of one

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cocainewhore 30

#85 I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, and can honestly say I have never thought that an oven was possessed. If this was the case with OPs mother then I'd assume it would be mentioned, rather than referring to her as an idiot, but I'm sorry if I came across as rude.

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Isandri 29

You may laugh, but in fact OP's mother should se psychiatrist, such behaviour may be schizofrenic, it's nothing to laugh about. Op take care of your mather instead of being mad at her!

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stretchedthin 20

Did you tell her to say the power of Christ compels you? Hahaha

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ArcticDead 12

The power of Christ could cook for you though

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armonicavita 13

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hashshim 23

How exactly does one prove the absence of demons?

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skcmcpk 14

make devil food cake and leave it in the oven for an hour. if its still there then no demons are in the oven

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TXFernwoods 26

You should try to get your dad to come pick you up (if he can). Stay strong OP!

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chutney_02 22

Go along with it, it'll make for a great story

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eternal_malaise 10

Give her a list of your favorite baked foods that are known to repel demons.

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Cwizer 17

Fire in the belly of that beat!!!

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Miss_Latina 13

You can always try out the hotels gym or pool so you won't be stuck.

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_kyleG_ 34

I remember last time this happened to us, we had to get our toaster exorcised, with special holy water distilled from the tears of simpletons.

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