Maybe Salad Fingers is cooking fish again.

Maybe it was the spoons

With your supple little frame you might be able to squeeze in and get it for me

Shit I thought Salad Fingers was out of my life five years ago...

Nooooo! it took me months to forget about this! Salad fingers is not the craziest stuff the guy has made though... don't watch the other things - you'll feel crazy after... Two girls one cup was nothing compared to that...

pretend to fall asleep and then act like you got possessed

Yeah, not a good idea. Seeing how crazy the mom is, who knows what'd she do to someone who she thought was possessed.

#2 this woman thinks because she sucks at cooking and lights everything on fire the oven is possessed. She's likely to drive a stake through her child's heart if he pretends to be possessed. Not going to lie I would love to hear a news anchor try to tell this story with a straight face.

that is really bizzare and psycho of your mum but I don't think you should call her an idiot. she is still your mum

#69 just because she is OPs mum, doesn't mean she isn't an idiot though. OP can say what they like, and the mum kind of is an idiot for thinking the oven is possessed.

I don't think she is an actual idiot. If you read the FML properly you would know that mom of OP is psychotic. That's actually a mental disease. During psychotic episodes she can see and hear all kinds of crap. OP is actually lucky she only thinks the oven is possessed....

Anyone can be an idiot. Just because it's someone's parent doesn't make them any less of one

#85 I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, and can honestly say I have never thought that an oven was possessed. If this was the case with OPs mother then I'd assume it would be mentioned, rather than referring to her as an idiot, but I'm sorry if I came across as rude.

Beware the oven-demons!

You may laugh, but in fact OP's mother should se psychiatrist, such behaviour may be schizofrenic, it's nothing to laugh about. Op take care of your mather instead of being mad at her!

Did you tell her to say the power of Christ compels you? Hahaha

The power of Christ could cook for you though

Try to ease her mind by proving that there aren't any demons in the oven:)

How exactly does one prove the absence of demons?

make devil food cake and leave it in the oven for an hour. if its still there then no demons are in the oven

You should try to get your dad to come pick you up (if he can). Stay strong OP!

Go along with it, it'll make for a great story

Give her a list of your favorite baked foods that are known to repel demons.

Angel cake might work.

Fire in the belly of that beat!!!

You can always try out the hotels gym or pool so you won't be stuck.