Love: Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for...

By sadgf - 25/02/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By estephi - 09/02/2010 08:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML

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By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2025 22:00

Today, my boyfriend said he OD’d twice because of me, got sober because of me, and is done “trying.” I bought him a car yesterday and he hasn’t paid rent or bills in almost two years. FML

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By Rolax - 06/11/2008 09:38 - France

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML

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By flowerging - 11/04/2013 04:53 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

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sillypun 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:41

I'm glad he fully appreciates you.

pizzle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:06

you mean your EX-boyfriend, right?

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24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:37

I hope your not with him still.

dark_bluee 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:49

harsh, dude.

breathemein 10

Tuesday 9 June 2009 18:12

LOL

FiiFAMINE 6

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:11

Always a thought... dump him?

conartist66 0

Friday 18 September 2009 6:55

oh snap! epic failage!

klpryde 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:31

Dump him?? Hes hilarious... dont take it personally

draycoola 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 8:17

what abt future sins? :)

Unicorny 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 23:37

Ouch.

WolfMama 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:43

ouch.

ToxicTyrael 26

Thursday 28 August 2014 20:01

Why would he say this? What have you done to cause him to say rude things like that?

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Today, my coworker and I have been sharing the same girlfriend for over a year. She doesn’t know that we each know about the other, but now it’s all over. She blocked both of us. FML

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Today, I had way too much to drink at a work picnic and started crying at about my ex, who cheated on me, while sitting on top of a slide at a playground. FML

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Today, I told my mom a funny story, and she responded with, “Yeah, I saw it on your Instagram last week.” My life is now reduced to reruns. FML

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Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

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Today, while eating in a Mexican restaurant, I asked the waitperson how the drink my husband ordered was pronounced in Spanish. She replied, "Vodka Martini." FML

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Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Money first

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