Clapped

By frennyy - 04/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Miami

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80
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idragosani 15

Wow... you gave him fake results? That's kinda sleazy. I'm glad he dumped your lying ass

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idragosani 15

Wow... you gave him fake results? That's kinda sleazy. I'm glad he dumped your lying ass

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jlc82 9

too bad it was after she already infected him but thankfully it wasn't something more serious that can't be cured. not just kinda sleazy ******* with someone's health is full on sleazy

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Lost Reggie 20

She never mentioned which STD, it might be incurable.

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GoogieWithers 22

I hope you have learned a lesson here.Never,ever fake health results.

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UniUni 20

You are a truly disgusting person

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Justkidding100 41

YDI and you suck and this is probably illegal! what a pos

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Wadlaen 23

Just to repeat what's been said in several previous comments: You deserved it. And I really hope you learned something from it!

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Lost Reggie 20

The poor man was a virgin and asked for testing. He took precautions that she was too "lazy" to honor.

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easybree 10

You should be in jail. that’s disgusting! not even funny at all.

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Lost Reggie 20

You are an absolute garbage human being. He took every precaution, saved himself for you, and you did this to him? FU and F*HIS* LIFE.

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Lost Reggie 20

I sincerely hope you never get laid ever again.

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