By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML
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AliSama 17

that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-

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squelette_fml 0

actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good

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AliSama 17

that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-

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Shots_HK 0

Didn't they say that Aids was passed to humans from a guy who liked apes?

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amerrah 4

i agree. and after waxes on sensitive parts ie the upper lip, it gets a little red a bit swollen, an it usually lasts all day. so that mightve gave it away.

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mells105 0

YDI for be a hairy! I've been waxin' that shit since I was 11 ok

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RayMo_fml 1

hahaha that was mean ! (:

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Hiphopopotamus 0

Wow, if you can tell you have a mustache, shave it as soon as it's visible. I can't believe you let it get that noticable.

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amerrah 4

poppin of the top of this esophogous. @ yout name(: anywaysssss. shaving makes it thicker. thats why ladys wax. and it leaves your waxed area red and a bit swollen.

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Grimmerie 31

no it doesn't. the follicle is too deep in the dermis to be affected by shaving. however, slicing a hair removes the worn, tapered end, causing the remaining hairs to appear coarser.

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squelette_fml 0

actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good

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Hiphopopotamus 0

Yea, should have said wax. As a male I am used to saying shave :O.

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AliSama 17

#2, #4 thanks. lol. No i live in this world. Being who you are and helping people is more important then getting a gf. If i luck out and find the right person who will work with me as a team. Where we will hopefully live a happy productive and satisfying life. then so be it. If not i will do what i need to do with my life. I don't care about being in the friend zone because, i would rather have a good friend for life, who will listen to me when i need it and help me in return. Rather then act like a monkey in heat and loose them. #3 *blush* thank you for the compliment. I hope one day for humans to learn that respect is earned by giving it. Common courtesy is king. We are all human and all equal, while social trends may come and go. Just look at the crazy hair and etc of the past few decades. Wish it enough and you may get more and more men to pay attention^-

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nobody_special 0

Hey, at least you know he can notice little details, right? ^_^;;

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greenman_fml 0

after that comment, i believe AliSama's' life is destined to be more f****** than miss mustache's. i foresee a cheating wife who tells you when to shit and when to wipe in your future. back to the FML: he noticed didn't he? isn't that what you were going for? guys make offhand comments without thinking, get over it.

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Vball6 19

I hate it when someone "foresees" someones future, and list out all the negative things. Makes you sound like a dumbfuck.

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Cloudy_fml 0

#16 If "facial hair is for dudes", then why do so many women get it? Durrr...

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Diabeetus 0

Hey AliSama, know how I know you're gay? You like your women with facial hair.

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AliSama 17

#19 no. I said i would not bother her about it. I have seen girls with facial hair. it;s not even peach fuzz. Easiest way to get rid of it is with a cotton thread that can be used to pick at the hairs. it doesn't hurt as much as waxing and lasts as long. I said i would not demand she change it for me didn't say i would like it. i would definitely not call it a mustache etc nor bring it up in a conversation when she decided to wax it. that is rude and mean.

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Shots_HK 0

And 73% of statistics in comments are self fabricated.

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