lexyloo
United States
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
soso
Sweden
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
BALEIGHLOVE17
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
amber
United States
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
debiebs
Salvador, Brazil
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Jessie
United States
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
kal
United Kingdom
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
sumi
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
DianneS
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Top comments
gunmania0 12
People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!
BeatlesObsessed 12
So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.
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thecovert 7
He's cheating. Dump him.
monkeycat 5
Because he's cheating on you.
SmittyJA24 26
He's not "in a relationship" with you, OP; he's using you. I hope the sex is good..... for now....
ka8 0
He's a Cheater and a creep!
abz_1995 6
its just facebook...
waldoo37 8
Get over it OP it's just FACEBOOK!
lisa_courtney 0
Been thru that before...
DearAdalia 1
That's what my boyfriend did, and he was indeed cheating on me.
KaskStunter 4
A real relationship is something personal. If you feel you got to share it on facebook admit it, you only want this relationship to show off. It is your boyfriend who should break up with you.
KaskStunter 4
Oh, will please all dumb girls stop thumping down every man who tries to explain why he don't want Facebook's publicity for his relationship?
bankrupt 15
The problem, No. 96, is that when a man doesn't want to publicly admit that he is in a relationship it typically means one of three things; 1. he is ashamed of the woman he is with 2. he has led her to believe they are mutually exclusive when in fact he has other women who he is treating similarly 3. he has led her to believe that they are mutually exclusive and they are at this moment but he wants to make it easy to cheat on her so he keeps her under wraps to give off the false impression that he isn't seeing anyone Updating your Facebook status to reflect that you are in a relationship is not really all that personal and that fact that the OP's 'boyfriend' won't admit that he is seeing her is a big red flag.
btstig 11
Boooooooooo 96. It's Facebook.
KaskStunter 4
No, the problem is that men, unlike women, take the term relationship very seriously. When a man states that he is in a relationship, it means that he thinks there is a real future with this woman and not just fun and sex. You should be afraid of a man who is quick to advertise his relationship, especially in such a conceited way.