Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Top comments
gunmania0 12
People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!
BeatlesObsessed 12
So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.
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Comments (186)
kareltje 17
His loss, I'd say. No use to mourn about losing a loser.
fatalwish 6
Facebook another reason to start fights .... Over some terrible social networking site ydf for takeing a single mouse click a little to seriously.
iwin82 0
Smh to the people who take fb that serious... Kids these days
ProhibitionRose 14
Ex-boyfriend* if he's ashamed to admit you're together, find someone who is proud to be your man.
eff5 0
Sorry to say, but it doesn't sound like you had a boyfriend from the time your relationship started =/
btstig 11
At 45. You would think that Facebook wouldn't really matter. After my wife and I were married, I still hadn't switched my relationship status to married and her sister( my **** in law) ******* lost it. The bitch said I was probably cheating and all kinds of bullshit. So...... To some people who have No lives it apparently means alot.
mishkaroni 15
Well of course...because facebook = life /end sarcasm. Lol. Some people are nuts.
Burr520 3
I have done it before 2 , thats how u do then make another one and dont add her
patrickalamo 48
Well if you would back off and stop nagging maybe he would have done it on his own.
NorfolkDude 2
Many people use their fb for many reasons. I would say that some people have used their fb for their work and generally keep it out of their personal lives. As such, I don't know if your bf is like this, but many people just hate posting stuff on fb but keep a profile up for the specific purpose of being reachable by old friends, families, or co-workers.
lazyfitpants 0
I've had that happen before. It means he is cheating.