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By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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By kal - 23/02/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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Great excuses

By sumi - 01/06/2021 22:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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Top comments

gunmania0 12

Monday 26 September 2011 8:50

People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!

BeatlesObsessed 12

Monday 26 September 2011 8:53

So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.

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katiego 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 7:22

Dump him. Dump him now.

Grayscale 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:16

Just broke up with him. I did the same thing as him before, because the girl I dated out of sympathy forced me to change relationship status while I was also dating with 2 other girls so I closed my FB instead. Who would want to date a person who keeps bossing around forcing people to do things?

The__Redneck 7

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:22

You poor, poor guy. Our hearts bleed with sympathy.

nollid7 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:44

F$$k Facebook Seriously! As quoted by South Park lol. Ppl need to know there's more to life than letting everyone of their friends see they took a huge crap after a sandwich they ate for lunch. Who the F$$k cares.

mysterious_chan 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:52

Is facebook all that important? Seriously though- what a dick. Tell him he's one too.

SolemnlyLove 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:21

why put up with someone thats somewhat embarrassed of you? You want to put with this shit then YDI

bbqbandit1213 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:26

my gf lives on her fb and is doing the same thing I see why a guy would do it so what are a womens motives?

justalilcrazy 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:23

i had a bf that did that, then i found out it was cuz he was sleeping with a girl on his fb...

troppickle 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:54

Don't consider yourself his girlfriend, he's cheating on you.. Next...

jefffluffingham 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:10

tell him you'll withhold sex and tell all the women in your area he cheated on you with a fat man until he sings a musical number in a crowded city center about his love for you. if he breaks up with you, ignore him, he's an ass. if he does it, he's amazing. and inconsistent.

lucitaxd 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:27

Maybe he just thinks facebook is stupid like every other sane person in the world GOOGLE+ :3!!!

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Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my son's third grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my fifth story window. FML

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Today, it's been two days since firefighters broke into my friend's home to get her out. She has health issues rendering her disabled and immobile. She was living amongst her own feces and urine, mould, rats eating her feet, etc. She told me about the filth three days ago, and now blames me for everything since. FML

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Today, I was diagnosed with hyperosmia, a strong sense of smell and extreme repulsion to certain scents. Unfortunately, one of my biggest aversions is the smell of my own vagina. Even the smallest hint makes me dry heave. I wish I could have it removed. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML

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Today, I went to do a drug test for a new job. While I was there, they said the job was part-time with no insurance. Previously it was supposed to be full time with insurance. Now I have to take a job that pays $20,000 less a year. FML

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Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML

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Today, I threw away a bunch of candy wrappers from my pocket, I also managed to throw away $20. That was the only money I had. FML

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Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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