lexyloo
United States
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
soso
Sweden
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
BALEIGHLOVE17
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
amber
United States
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
debiebs
Salvador, Brazil
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Jessie
United States
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
kal
United Kingdom
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
sumi
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
DianneS
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
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gunmania0 12
People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!
BeatlesObsessed 12
So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.
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katiego 0
Dump him. Dump him now.
Grayscale 9
Just broke up with him. I did the same thing as him before, because the girl I dated out of sympathy forced me to change relationship status while I was also dating with 2 other girls so I closed my FB instead. Who would want to date a person who keeps bossing around forcing people to do things?
The__Redneck 7
You poor, poor guy. Our hearts bleed with sympathy.
nollid7 5
F$$k Facebook Seriously! As quoted by South Park lol. Ppl need to know there's more to life than letting everyone of their friends see they took a huge crap after a sandwich they ate for lunch. Who the F$$k cares.
mysterious_chan 7
Is facebook all that important? Seriously though- what a dick. Tell him he's one too.
SolemnlyLove 7
why put up with someone thats somewhat embarrassed of you? You want to put with this shit then YDI
bbqbandit1213 2
my gf lives on her fb and is doing the same thing I see why a guy would do it so what are a womens motives?
justalilcrazy 3
i had a bf that did that, then i found out it was cuz he was sleeping with a girl on his fb...
troppickle 0
Don't consider yourself his girlfriend, he's cheating on you.. Next...
jefffluffingham 5
tell him you'll withhold sex and tell all the women in your area he cheated on you with a fat man until he sings a musical number in a crowded city center about his love for you. if he breaks up with you, ignore him, he's an ass. if he does it, he's amazing. and inconsistent.
lucitaxd 0
Maybe he just thinks facebook is stupid like every other sane person in the world GOOGLE+ :3!!!