Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Top comments
gunmania0 12
People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!
BeatlesObsessed 12
So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.
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Comments (186)
tmaisarah 0
Jerk.
photogeek3 2
if he's not proud to show people that he's dating you then you really shouldn't waste your time with him.
azrial897 0
Maybe you should ask him if he's ashamed to be with you. If he says yes or refuses to answer maybe it's time to reevaluate your relationship
missautumn226 5
yeah,id be breaking up with him.
Epic_Fail911 15
from the guy's perspective : Today, a weird ugly girl sent me a relationship request on fb for the third time, i couldn't get rid of her so i decided to delete my account. FML
SamIAm15 6
What a douche -.- now change ur status to single :)
xDistant 13
Dump his ass! >:(
tiberhit 6
F*ck Facebook
deadxterror 0
That was me and my ex when we were dating, he didnt want "all the drama"
tropicalkisser 0
If he's scared to go on fb and ur in a relationship tell him to GTFO cause why would a guy do that...