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By TKay916 / Tuesday 20 November 2012 08:47 / United States
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Seems that maybe the root of your financial issues is that you can't say "no" to people. You're probably a wet dream for telemarketers, OP.

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38, even if they do call, you still have the option of not renewing, it's like 2 said, it's not an automatic renewal. I know this since I work for them.

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Actually it is. I received a notice in the mail 2 weeks ago saying they'll renew my membership on the 25th and then bill me.

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Mine isn't automatic. I got a notice in the mail a month before mine expired and it said if I didn't renew it, it would be cancelled.

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Used to work there in marketing and membership. I cannot recall automatically renewing any memberships. They were sent reminders in the mail and if it wasn't paid it wasn't renewed.

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Why does everyone say grow some balls? They're fragile and weak. I say grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding. -Betty White

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39- Testosterone production gives you the ability to have nice big menacing muscles. Unfortunately, a vagina only gives you a hole to fill and a tiny fragile pink baby to pop out after said hole has been filled.

Seems that maybe the root of your financial issues is that you can't say "no" to people. You're probably a wet dream for telemarketers, OP.

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"I can't renew my membership... I can't... I.. *Bursts into tears* Fne I'll take the membership! But this is the last time, you hear me? *Sniff* Telemarketer on other end: *Moans and climaxes* "Uuagghhhhh* "Uh, yea, you take your time with that. See you soon!"

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OP should have just said I don't want it and then just hang up before he falls I to their trap. No more financial problems.

You are a fool! You could be having free lunch every Saturday and Sunday. I bring two disguises to Costco so I can hit every sample booth three times. You just need some mentoring from a Costco Genius.

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The Costco I work at has free samples every day :), and it's slower M-F than it is Saturday's and Sundays

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Really? I didn't know that because I have a job. I think I'll buy a few more disguises and start taking my lunch breaks there! Don't get too excited if you hear of Elvis sightings in the Florida Costcos -- it's just ol' perdix getting "free*" lunch. *I do pay the membership fee, ergo, for lunch, too ;)

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I worked as a "demo girl" you would be surprised how many people come in just for samples or just for "free lunch" that's what I ate everyday I worked free lunch on SAMs Club demo girls ;)

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