lexyloo
United States
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
soso
Sweden
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
BALEIGHLOVE17
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
amber
United States
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
debiebs
Salvador, Brazil
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Jessie
United States
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
kal
United Kingdom
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
sumi
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
DianneS
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Top comments
gunmania0 12
People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!
BeatlesObsessed 12
So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.
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Wynthos 2
Good job, now make sure he doesn't start up another account on google+.
guru87 0
you cant delete your Facebook. you can make it standby.. and btw Facebook sux plz get over it
mrahhhhh 21
You definitely CAN permanently delete it. It's just ******* hard because Facebook is full of assholes (both the users and the site employees). I found out how on a link in another website. Did you know they keep your profile in their servers for 90 days after you delete it, and that if you turn down a friend request, that person still gets limited access to your profile? Also, your pictures are never fully deleted. But yeah, Facebook ******* sucks.
GardeningHoes 0
Google+ will win the war?
madaoxsan 9
yeah...and then the same shit will be going on on Google+...lets be real. wherever man goes, he takes his shit with him. even in the virtual world.
Fekenator 0
Go easy on him. Stuff like that can be hard for some guys (me included), but it doesn't mean we don't care or don't feel the same way the girl does about the relationship.
nismochick90 6
Be careful!! My ex did the same, I later find out he was playing 2 other girls!! =
Rawr6591 21
There are so many reasons for this maybe he has nosy friends or crazy relatives
reddawn85 8
I can see how that would piss you off, but you and the rest of the world should stop taking Facebook seriously. The only ones who truly care "what's on your mind" are those who care to ask you personally.
brendazelada 10
Your not the only one :( fml
Pendragon525 0
This is a big red flag. My thoughts on the matter: you're in a relationship. He isn't.
abbyelizabeth 9
Because what your facebook status says, dictates how you socialize with your boyfriend in real life? Sad.
MrKillerTacos 0
Wow, Facebook isn't everything.. people didn't do that in the 90s or 80s or before that. They just were in a relationship no matter what! If putting at status like that on there means the end of anything your retarded!