Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Top comments
gunmania0 12
People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!
BeatlesObsessed 12
So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.
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Comments (186)
Mxpxdude189 0
Facebook is over-rated. people cause drama over something someone does or doesn't do on FB. ridiculous. people need to grow up, get a life, and spend some time away from the computer
ForeverGLFan 6
Yeah...DUMP HIM! GEEZS! He's ashamed of you!!
69chick69 7
Dump that bastard
kristidgranger 3
Dump him.
noobzomie 4
hey just letting you know.....THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND FACEBOOK....ahem excuse me but fyw and your life for thinking like that.
crissaay 0
Sounds like the douchebag sitting next to me
MeganCello 8
You guys are all idiotic. It has nothing to do with stupid ass Facebook. It's that he's either embarrassed by her or he's cheating.
Azlein 0
It sucks, but some men have issues with everyone being in their business, to be honest, you're kinda being a drama queen about it. I know I have gotten upset about the same thing, but it's better to be mature and understanding then overdramatic about it. As long as he really wants to be with you. That is all that matters.
Azlein 0
Well noted.
wickedevaa 4
Sounds like you think facebook is real life or something