Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
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The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Top comments
gunmania0 12
People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!
BeatlesObsessed 12
So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.
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Comments (186)
icic6772 0
Wait... If he didn't want to admit that you're in a relationship then why did he delete his account, it's not like u HAVE to put whether ur in a relationship or not
thejedi08 10
he is cheating on you
jaia_pirrie 4
get outta there now!
Lehk 9
good job being psycho and clingy, he's better off without you and you're better off alone
liteningbolt 0
I've been there! He's cheating on you or thinking about it!
whorerhorror 6
you must be hideous
yenidewi 11
if he loves u he'll come back to you ... JUST BELIEVE !
j3ebrules 13
Then I would tell him you prefer being single to dating an ass like him.
xDrella 0
He's cheating
metal4life3 4
Yeah he's cheating on u. Maybe with a few women. Sorry