Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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Top comments
urbantrashcan 18
Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself
juicy_extasy 25
Time to let him coast along on his own OP
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Comments (63)
isaak_sanchez 18
Ex-boyfriend right?
hektek 11
forget that insensitive idiot, move along
LyricaSilvan 30
"Well, you can coast by yourself." Hope you said that. Seriously.
CosmicElk 26
Ouch. Sounds like youre better off without him!
the_real_dvd 21
In other words, he still needs you as a **** buddy. Cut that off and see if he still wants to coast along.
ColorOfSoul 19
Congratulations to you! Dedicated comment reader, and here is what I like to tell OP. Hey! You live in Brighton, the town is filled with beautiful & young people, and from the title many can see Chris no longer have a shot with you, that is something to cheer about!
missfitJen 7
send him packing
arp2169 8
Your next words to him were, "goodbye." Right?
jake131000 21
Two weeks notice i guess?
Duckybird101 5
I can say from experience he's willing to coat because he's unhappy but to much of a loser to leave until he feels he has a safety net. Dump his ass and let him tread water on his own he'll either grow up or drowned. Either way you deserve better!