Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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Top comments
urbantrashcan 18
Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself
juicy_extasy 25
Time to let him coast along on his own OP
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Comments (63)
dragons14y3r 23
What?
hannahpk 11
Tell him to coast along to Worthing, I'm sure he'll enjoy all the old people and school kids
danihammer 4
Drop that pig and leave him alone to suffer! He doesn't deserve your company and you don't deserve to suffer for his selfishness
amygood 5
NEVER be someone's second choice.
bad_boyfriend 10
Guys like this are the reason that every time I break up with a chick because I don't see a future, they assume I have found and am ******* someone else. People need to be adults and stop hanging around in bad relationship just so they don't feel lonely. It's pathetic.
ronzi 15
Such a narcissistic douche
cheesy_pancakes 1
Been there. F*cking sucks.
aeryn97 17
**** him. tell him that you'll coast separately OR...dress up as sexy as you can. offer to drive him to a party. hit on a new man and then leave him at said party to coast home. or dress sexy, seduce him, say you wanna try something new sexually..tie him to the bed then leave him
fantasyworld 39
He can coast by himself.
feisty_backfired 11
Dump his sorry ass