Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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urbantrashcan 18
Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself
juicy_extasy 25
Time to let him coast along on his own OP
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Comments (63)
ellabellaboom 24
No. Just hell no.
venomousflower 24
What the **** is wrong with him?
sturschaedel 27
Find someone else first (and by that I mean: get some friends cousin or other guy he doesn't know to come home with you and pretend to be totally into you, no need to really find yourself a rebound) and tell him that you are "truly sorry" that you won't be able to wait until he "finally" finds someone else.
kittyisbaeornaw 18
You should probably dump Chris.
xninix_fml 36
who the **** is Chris? lol
kittyisbaeornaw 18
The title is: screwyouchris
xninix_fml 36
oh sorry lol didn't notice until you pointed it out :)
ohSNAPyall 27
Yeah, dump him! Don't screw him!
kenyrabit 25
everybodyhateschris
Bzu123 8
who does he think he is an ocean?
thatonetribute 31
I hope it's "ex boyfriend" by now:
ThatHorse 15
Coast your foot right into his ass and kick him to the curb
FMLfamily 1
wtf does he think he is
Kitsi 14
Tell him to "coast along" out the door.
SorrowsReward 27
At least he was honest... Because now you can be honest when you tell him that he'd best jog on!