Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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Top comments
urbantrashcan 18
Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself
juicy_extasy 25
Time to let him coast along on his own OP
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Comments (63)
worldclassrager 41
Down grading to friends with benefits is better off alone
girlthatsmiles 8
I would've said alright with a smile and keep moving on maybe he was testing you
Ilovelife93 9
Yes!!!! #17 is a pure genius!!!! Go with their idea!
Richard6036 13
He sounds like a first rate scumbag
Snowman1792 8
Better honest now then 20years in. sucks but now you can find someone you do have a future with.
takeittoem 8
**** THAT - sorry this immature loser had to be part of your life OP.
spookyghost 9
DTMFA
janfleury 19
Time to put yourself in drive and cruise on out of there.
ImamSajid25 14
Well... You should tell him to coast along his mom. He would love this idea.
Manic1 13
Why do people think it is okay to treat others as "placeholders" until they meet someone else? Where do they get the idea that it is acceptable? I hope you dropped him like a bad habit and told him where to go.