By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 05:07 - United States

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 675
You deserved it 7 354

Same thing different taste

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Talk about having a rough day :/ My condolences OP

Roskosity 22

Blame it on the ah ah a ah a alcohol.

alliewillie 22

True, the boss may suck. But a couple questions - is this the first time you were late? Or is this a common occurrence and the "last straw"... And did you even call to explain you would be late and why? Just sounds fishy he would up and fire a great employee for one late morning...

bettyboop428 24

28-Those were my thoughts exactly. If OP was in such a rush, she had to know the boss wasn't going to tolerate tardiness for whatever reason, whether it was by her own actions or company policy.

Am I the only one who cares if the dog is okay!?

Tell him you just wrestled a crocodile and if he fired you then you would beat the shit outta him

420Zombie 17

Yeah, threatening the boss will definitely help op's defense

For those who are thumbing him down Richard is another name for dick

rg350dx 29

Pretty sure you don't have to be a dick to figure that one out.

Kudos for using "Richard" instead of d**k

NagainaFier 16

Because using asterisks makes the word less 'offensive'.

Bubbelz 25
rg350dx 29 Again. Boy,*

The dog just wanted you home more often...

Mads_1234 28

Your boss is a douchecandle, OP and I hope you can find a new job quickly or get your old one back!

Wait what?! You put a candle up there? That's a strange way of cleaning it...

MorganBrown 8

DoucheCandle. I've never heard of that before! Although my boyfriend and I call each other douchemonkies.

You should've gone to the hospital and taken a sick day!

And that's when you bring up the"other guy" into the conversation. Just don't let him catch on that the "other guy" was actually your dog who effortlessly got the shit beaten out of you.

File for unemployment and ice your wounds.