By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 05:07 - United States

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML
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techweed 12
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What a Richard...

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naxeeb 33
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Talk about having a rough day :/ My condolences OP

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naxeeb 33
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Talk about having a rough day :/ My condolences OP

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Roskosity 22
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Blame it on the ah ah a ah a alcohol.

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alliewillie 22
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True, the boss may suck. But a couple questions - is this the first time you were late? Or is this a common occurrence and the "last straw"... And did you even call to explain you would be late and why? Just sounds fishy he would up and fire a great employee for one late morning...

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bettyboop428 24
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28-Those were my thoughts exactly. If OP was in such a rush, she had to know the boss wasn't going to tolerate tardiness for whatever reason, whether it was by her own actions or company policy.

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randii_17 11
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Am I the only one who cares if the dog is okay!?

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DeidaraAkatsuki 17
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Tell him you just wrestled a crocodile and if he fired you then you would beat the shit outta him

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420Zombie 17
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Yeah, threatening the boss will definitely help op's defense

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techweed 12
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What a Richard...

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robotiick7 23
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For those who are thumbing him down Richard is another name for dick

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rg350dx 29
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Pretty sure you don't have to be a dick to figure that one out.

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inolongercare 19
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Kudos for using "Richard" instead of d**k

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NagainaFier 16
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Because using asterisks makes the word less 'offensive'.

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waffle3z 6
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Asterisks make me angry.

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stevothedevo 25
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Youre really in a fight club aren't you? And made up that excuse because you can't talk about it..

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Shade1982 20
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WHAT IS THE FIRST RULE?!

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Original_Outcast 23
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Well that escalated quickly.

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NoFlippinWai 24
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not. particularly. no.

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Bubbelz 24
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Well, * It's all good.

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rg350dx 29
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-escalated-quickly Again. Boy,*

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mcleod 17
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The dog just wanted you home more often...

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Mads_1234 28

Your boss is a douchecandle, OP and I hope you can find a new job quickly or get your old one back!

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Blackcatluck 19
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Wait what?! You put a candle up there? That's a strange way of cleaning it...

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MorganBrown 8
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DoucheCandle. I've never heard of that before! Although my boyfriend and I call each other douchemonkies.

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jameen 11
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You should've gone to the hospital and taken a sick day!

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The_Thinker 18
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And that's when you bring up the"other guy" into the conversation. Just don't let him catch on that the "other guy" was actually your dog who effortlessly got the shit beaten out of you.

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twinkiefeets 17
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File for unemployment and ice your wounds.

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