Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
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Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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alin123 0
you didnt say excuse me that's why
tisiphone_fml 0
Couldn't you put down the phone for a second, press the mute button, or just say, "excuse me"? This is not a situation that regularly happens to people... honestly, if I were the interviewer, I would have been sort of put-off, too.
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Comments (67)
haha123321 0
wow that sucks
benito_fml 0
really sucks
spidergirl41 0
lol well atleast you have SOME skills
XR6Falcon 0
LoL, no job for you! ha ha
is300k 0
shouldve just burped your resume
boopityboppity 11
Why would you say, "No job for you!" when I'm fairly certain it's, "No soup for you!"
davidhasmorefun 0
I guess you really blew him away!
anoelle 0
OP=Moron.
apfunction 0
yeah, OP is a moron. you can feel it when your about to burp. could've held the phone away first.
paigeatsflesh 11
boopity! I love Seinfeld!!!<3
StoryOfTheYear 15
woh now haha123321 let's try to make the comments a little less lengthy, your making your comments a little long
AngryNinja 1
But not in the good way 19.. or OP would've gotten the job fer sure. ;)
ReyEr9412 0
Spontaneous burping? That's a gateway symptom to spontaneous combustion!
marleytooyou 0
holy shit!! learn to control urself if u want a job dumbass
Bon3less 0
yeah cuz everyone randomly burps whenevr they pick up the phone gosh
apoll 0
ydi for being Dutch.
NotMeh 0
What were you eating?
spktr 1
YDI for not being able to control your own bodily functions
luked345 0
if it was me, you would be hired, burping girls are hot.
alin123 0
you didnt say excuse me that's why
funnyman95 0
LoL... The OP just burbs and then waits for a reply... Ya that might be part of the problem
Brittanysway420 0
Lol! I love it! Thats exactly why I know it, OP your a piggy! lol
frenchvanilla040 3
that sucks .... how would the interviewer know that it was you who answered and not a roommate or something?
kuntageous 0
lol. that's hilarious.
legendarylorot 0
I've interviewed people that have done this, or something similar, without warning or apology. They don't get hired.
swglol 0
You scared him off with a LOUD BURP!
boopityboppity 11
You have a very keen sense of the obvious.
AngryNinja 1
I don't remember anyone paging Captain Obvious. Though apparently someone paged Dr. ******. :P
AngryNinja 1
****, I doubled posted D;
ItWasntMeDude 0
Paging Dr. ******. Dr. ******.
piinkbunnii 1
Call back, and apologize because your "cousin" picked up the phone.
hnz 13
today an interviewee gave a very loud burp and didn't apologized! fhl
youthink_fml 0
Spontaneously? I've never burped not knowing it was coming or not able to stifle it. I bet it's just something you do all the time without even thinking about it. YDI.
boopityboppity 11
youthink so, huh? My bet is that the OP just put that there so people wouldn't say, "How did you not feel it coming?"
KurouTenshi 0
It could've been much more worse than a spontaneous burp. Hell, you could've spontaneously combusted... ...Or better yet, spontaneously came. Just saying.
Joey7361 0
much "more worse"? are you 12? or was your English teacher dyslexic?
KurouTenshi 0
Oh No! It Be TeH gRaMmAr PoLeEcE! TeH gIg BeE uP! CoVeR yOu-ArE rEaRs, BeFoRe It GeT mUcH mOrE wOrSe DaN dIs!
rockerstar 0
lol
xlossofmex 0
I like how he spelled grammar correctly...
ScaryyMary 14
Isn't "much more worse" correct? snickerdoodles? Where are you?
Joey7361 0
#33 worse already means "more bad", so there's no such thing as much more worse. it goes bad - worse - worst just like good - better - best. and yes as much as I hate snickerdoodles, sometimes she's right, especially when someone is being a smartass while using bad grammar.