By urrrppp - 26/03/2010 09:44 - Netherlands

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
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alin123 0
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you didnt say excuse me that's why

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tisiphone_fml 0
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Couldn't you put down the phone for a second, press the mute button, or just say, "excuse me"? This is not a situation that regularly happens to people... honestly, if I were the interviewer, I would have been sort of put-off, too.

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spidergirl41 0
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lol well atleast you have SOME skills

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XR6Falcon 0
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LoL, no job for you! ha ha

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is300k 0
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shouldve just burped your resume

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boopityboppity 11
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Why would you say, "No job for you!" when I'm fairly certain it's, "No soup for you!"

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davidhasmorefun 0
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I guess you really blew him away!

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apfunction 0
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yeah, OP is a moron. you can feel it when your about to burp. could've held the phone away first.

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paigeatsflesh 11
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boopity! I love Seinfeld!!!<3

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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woh now haha123321 let's try to make the comments a little less lengthy, your making your comments a little long

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AngryNinja 1
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But not in the good way 19.. or OP would've gotten the job fer sure. ;)

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ReyEr9412 0
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Spontaneous burping? That's a gateway symptom to spontaneous combustion!

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marleytooyou 0
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holy shit!! learn to control urself if u want a job dumbass

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Bon3less 0
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yeah cuz everyone randomly burps whenevr they pick up the phone gosh

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apoll 0
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ydi for being Dutch.

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NotMeh 0
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What were you eating?

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spktr 1
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YDI for not being able to control your own bodily functions

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luked345 0
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if it was me, you would be hired, burping girls are hot.

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alin123 0
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you didnt say excuse me that's why

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funnyman95 0
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LoL... The OP just burbs and then waits for a reply... Ya that might be part of the problem

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Brittanysway420 0
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Lol! I love it! Thats exactly why I know it, OP your a piggy! lol

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frenchvanilla040 3
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that sucks .... how would the interviewer know that it was you who answered and not a roommate or something?

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kuntageous 0
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lol. that's hilarious.

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legendarylorot 0
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I've interviewed people that have done this, or something similar, without warning or apology. They don't get hired.

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swglol 0
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You scared him off with a LOUD BURP!

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boopityboppity 11
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You have a very keen sense of the obvious.

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AngryNinja 1
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I don't remember anyone paging Captain Obvious. Though apparently someone paged Dr. Faggot. :P

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AngryNinja 1
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Fuck, I doubled posted D;

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ItWasntMeDude 0
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Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot.

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piinkbunnii 1
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Call back, and apologize because your "cousin" picked up the phone.

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hnz 13
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today an interviewee gave a very loud burp and didn't apologized! fhl

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youthink_fml 0
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Spontaneously? I've never burped not knowing it was coming or not able to stifle it. I bet it's just something you do all the time without even thinking about it. YDI.

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boopityboppity 11
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youthink so, huh? My bet is that the OP just put that there so people wouldn't say, "How did you not feel it coming?"

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KurouTenshi 0
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It could've been much more worse than a spontaneous burp. Hell, you could've spontaneously combusted... ...Or better yet, spontaneously came. Just saying.

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Joey7361 0
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much "more worse"? are you 12? or was your English teacher dyslexic?

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KurouTenshi 0
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Oh No! It Be TeH gRaMmAr PoLeEcE! TeH gIg BeE uP! CoVeR yOu-ArE rEaRs, BeFoRe It GeT mUcH mOrE wOrSe DaN dIs!

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xlossofmex 0
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I like how he spelled grammar correctly...

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ScaryyMary 14
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Isn't "much more worse" correct? snickerdoodles? Where are you?

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Joey7361 0
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#33 worse already means "more bad", so there's no such thing as much more worse. it goes bad - worse - worst just like good - better - best. and yes as much as I hate snickerdoodles, sometimes she's right, especially when someone is being a smartass while using bad grammar.

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