Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
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Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
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Comments (192)
Nick_1993 2
3 years is a long wait.. if you were holding back. i understand. but if it was him? wtf is wrong with him
krisskrisskriss 0
that's just....absolutely horrible? ever considered chopping off his dick? :O
alienc 0
exactly what I was thinking. you have to have lost a bit of self respect to call yourself a troll :( that or under stress and aren't thinking the best.
deathandblood84 0
...so who won?
AjaxF 0
FYL and you deserve it for waiting that long for "him" to decide. It took him 365.242199 days to decide whether to put it inbetween your legs or not but took him 1 day (If not a few minutes) to decide he'd rather put it inbetween another girl's legs. Clissic! Tip: Next time date someone who'll put it inbetween your legs sooner!
Cinn_fml 23
You do realise 3 years isn't 365.242199 days, right? :P
Zebidee 9
LOL! Cinn for the win. I love it when people fail to six decimal places.
Freeze_fml 17
There is no information other than the fact that he slept with another girl. It could have taken years or thirty seconds for him to decide to be an idiot.
iichamp 0
What a dirt bag! I hope he is now your ex-boyfriend..ugh!
krissygradisher 0
haha you kinda deserved it because if you guys were dating for 3 years and you didn't have sex what did you expect? like you may of wanted to wait but guys don't work like that..
Technus 0
It clearly states the boyfriend had decided
ladiiie_dreamer 0
&& who was better yeew or her
BigMurph 0
You suck! Put out once in 3 years and maybe you won't have that problem
Cinn_fml 23
Actually, the FML says the boyfriend decided, implying it was him who was waiting.
mrstealyourgirl 0
i think the other girl was better... just saying :D next time dont wait three years.