Friends, Weird and Awkward: Weirdo - FML

Weirdo

By Alcina - 10/07/2021 14:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I learned that my friend's "No shoes in the house" rule was only told to me so he had an excuse to see my feet. I found out when he had a group of us over and I was the only one barefoot, while he didn't care that everyone else had shoes on. FML

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mskeptik 12

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Sunday 11 July 2021 0:14

Your friend isn't Quentin Tarantino by any chance?

cuz803 44

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Saturday 10 July 2021 20:37

Okay that's wierd. Possibly creepy!! Please re-evaluate the 'friend' label. Someone may either hate your footwear or have a creepy foot fetish. My advice, don't go to that friends house again. Or simply unfriend that person. He set a weird and discriminate standard for you. I would also recommend you 'kick' his ass but if there's some deeper meaning behind that standard, he might like it...

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TwoBytesCarley 26

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Saturday 10 July 2021 20:31

Um…why tho? Do you have particularly strange feet? If so, I know it could come across as rude, but couldn’t he have just asked to see them? Otherwise..does he have some sort of foot fetish? So many questions..

cuz803 44

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Saturday 10 July 2021 20:37

Okay that's wierd. Possibly creepy!! Please re-evaluate the 'friend' label. Someone may either hate your footwear or have a creepy foot fetish. My advice, don't go to that friends house again. Or simply unfriend that person. He set a weird and discriminate standard for you. I would also recommend you 'kick' his ass but if there's some deeper meaning behind that standard, he might like it...

Yudith 24

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Sunday 11 July 2021 18:52

Also, kicking someone's ass barefoot does way less damage than with, let's say, toe-steel boots.

mskeptik 12

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Sunday 11 July 2021 0:14

Your friend isn't Quentin Tarantino by any chance?

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