Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
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Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
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Comments (192)
dancediva96 0
douche bag!!!!!!!!!
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Man! YDI for making him wait 3 years!!
Ochabox 0
3 years? Totally deserved it.
YouLookSoFine 0
wtf are you two 14? your boyfriend is a idiot
UpYoursInAdvance 0
YDI for giving it up to these dumb dudes out here
cameron_ss 0
you're stupid you know that right? if he waited 3 years to be ready it either means he's gay or he's been doing it for 2 and a half years with another girl
hammie5150 0
It took you three years to **** him?!? I can't blame him at all!
JayStorm 0
u should tell em he had a small dick anyway. and u had to fake it :p
sugarpeach 2
well i guess we know who he thought was better..lmao
xxElle 0
well that sucks.... did u win? O.O