Love: Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our...

By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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thisgirl2u 9

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:19

How exciting!! Hey it takes baby steps to make it anywhere. :) But on a side note, how on earth did you think he was ready to invite you in when you two don't yet feel comfortable enough to pass gas in one another's presence??

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:31

"Today my boyfriend is comfortable with himself around me. FML" You fart too, OP. Unless you're a robot. If you don't fart, you'll spontaneously combust into a fireball of fart fire.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 7:51

Your username says it all, OP hahaha.

victimization 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 8:09

well you were talking about grammar and spelling and grammar are two different things :)

sarinasusu 2

Sunday 28 November 2010 8:28

Tell him if he farts your sex days are over(:

kindlystfupls 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 14:22

yeah cuz I'm sure THAT will work. Moron. EVERYONE FARTS! it's not exactly something people can just shut off. I mean if he's farting on purpose right before they bang, then yeah I can see sex being delayed or not happening that time. but if he's not ******** on her leg and it was an accident then there would be no reason to cut him off.

CrySacre 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:49

Don't bother. sarinasusu doesn't fart. She's not even ********, because, you know, she's way better than that. You may laugh, but I know several girls doing just what she suggested. And it's plain stupid.

akaashR 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 13:27

LEGENDARY

Nastally 7

Sunday 28 November 2010 13:42

6 months and you don't already fart in front of each other?! Holy shit, how can you even be bothered to hold it in all the time! XD There's nothing embarassing about it.

Quagmire_ladies 9

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:14

lmfao!!!..did he turn up the heat? hahaha

rachx 2

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:42

lmao @ u! how is that an FML moment?

BDTM 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 16:03

sounds like something I'd do... lmao

xrawrified 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 16:58

Ahahahah! My boyfriend did the same thing to me. 22 months and going... it's been a loving and smelly relationship. However, I grew up with two brothers and a dad who didn't care about letting loose in the house. I had an easy time adjusting.