WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
denied
United States
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
SE011194
Atlanta, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Anonymous
Better off
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Intheway
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mixed signals
Today, the guy I've been dating told me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
Top comments
BritishHobo 0
You made a mistake, it's spelt 'ex-boyfriend'.
looney_bin 0
If you are smart, you won't be together anymore. Then nobody will think you are.
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Comments (165)
Ashle1gh 14
He's ashamed of you, dump him or quit complaining about it.
stilettogoddess 0
I love your pic, ha
Xx_jESSii 3
Wow that's messed up guess it's time for a new boyfriend :)
VioletRayOfSunsh 0
Wow...hes soo not even worth it. Dump the bastard..
Geiko_fml 0
What the heck? What's the point of being together then?
axiomsbc 0
hello hippo u lookin nice
jackieeoo 0
well u sure picked a winner right there
emo_hellokitty_g 0
18 is hot, lesbian sex?
thorfinntheassri 0
holy shit that's hot
I_have_no_clue 0
Boyfriend of the year!
Gavik 0
Clearly you're delusional. Just another pathetic girl thinking a guy she liked was her "boyfriend" because she hung around him for a year.
stilettogoddess 0
Sooo go on a shopping spree with his money then leave his ass at the mall. People might see you driving together otherwise.
Lisa89 3
Umm.. break up with him? If he's ashamed of you.. it's obviously not working out right.. Unless he was kidding and all these 'DUMP HIM!111' comments are a bit harsh >.
JeffGoesRawrr 0
:o That's Meann.