WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
denied
United States
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
SE011194
Atlanta, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Anonymous
Better off
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Intheway
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mixed signals
Today, the guy I've been dating told me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
Top comments
BritishHobo 0
You made a mistake, it's spelt 'ex-boyfriend'.
looney_bin 0
If you are smart, you won't be together anymore. Then nobody will think you are.
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Comments (165)
perdix 31
You are just too greedy! You've got a "boyfriend" who is willing to have sex with you in private, why isn't that good enough? Why should he have to go through the additional humiliation of being seen with you in public, when he is already wracked with shame and disgust from porking your fat, ugly ass in secret?
Bartboy 0
YDI, if that wasn't clear, why did you think you were dating?
superbadd 0
in the middle of it all you shouldve screamed "we're over b*tch"
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
What?! Are you ******* serious?! tell that nigga to man up cause pussy ain't got a face
mackster 0
oh Christ. that's just ****** up. dump him ASAP
ily1210 10
anddd this is your cue to dump his dumbass. :)
PhillyFox 0
You mean exboyfriend, right?
polopony 0
oh please. just because you're stalking him doesn't make him your "boyfriend" or I'd practically be engaged to Megan Fox right now
heyjenn 0
omg 94, you've posted 47 fmls?? quit trying!
LightningLadyy 0
At first I thought they were calling you a hippo, hahaha :P