WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
denied
United States
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
SE011194
Atlanta, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Anonymous
Better off
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Intheway
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mixed signals
Today, the guy I've been dating told me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
Top comments
BritishHobo 0
You made a mistake, it's spelt 'ex-boyfriend'.
looney_bin 0
If you are smart, you won't be together anymore. Then nobody will think you are.
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Comments (165)
DearLar 0
aww .
sweetdreams20 0
I would say "I know it's hard to walk with me cuz I make you look bad and me good"
kayC7 0
My, my. What a loving young man. Anyways, he's a total bitch and you walk wherever the hell you want.
sweetdreams20 0
better one respond "yea what was I thinking people might wonder why a really good looking girl is going out with you"
eyedefineme 0
Does he know you've been together for a year?
artisticninja713 13
Better take his advice then :/
nainaa 0
why are you even with him? =
mxracer86 0
#16 win
happyk 0
Maybe he was kidding? If not, then he is a jerk and you should probably be single.
howitsdone 0
all you have to do is blow the next guy you see right in front of your boyfriend