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So your response is to call her out over your perception that she was wanting to fool around with her boyfriend while babysitting her little brother and that this makes her a whore? First let's ignore that most kids try to avoid bed time when being babysat (especially by siblings) and likewise ignore that she posted that he "wouldn't stay in bed" implying his bed time had arrived and it was only right to insist he stay put. Then we can move onto the story told about the monster which arguably was not the wisest move, but we've been telling "monster/scary" stories to kids for years. Still whatever trauma the thought of monsters and subsequently wetting the bed might cause will not be deep or last too long. Guaranteed they will all laugh about this later. Now we can move on to your moral smug self-superiority which apparently finds the natural act of intimacy to be repugnant and worthy of your scorn. OK let's assume they did want private time to get busy. This is a problem for you? Their desire for intimacy enrages you? Seriously? In my experience such anger is usually the byproduct of a bitter little person who has always been rejected whenever he's attempted to get with a girl. This constant rejection and the realization that he probably will not ever get laid by anyone he doesn't either have to pay or blow up, translates into him doubtless hovered over his computer in his mommy's basement pleasuring himself to pictures and fantasies while attacking anyone who is actually getting action from another. Your wish for murder, death and horrible disease as a justified outcome for this situation reveals you to be a small, bitter, pathetic, and vile little man (boy probably) trying to make himself feel better and/or seem important with your hate and scorn. Instead it shows you to be be someone worthy of our collective pity. Today, I tried to sound like a big man by wishing death and cancer on someone due to my extreme bitterness over the fact that the only action I am ever going to get is with my own hand and I got busted by someone who called me out without sinking to my level. FML

At least he didn't poop in his bed.

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Better an imaginary monster than a real sex offender.

thts mean of him D:

Or the sex offender will rape you? Haha fyl.

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he probably said first and crap

Oh no you have to wash some bedsheets FYL indeed :'(

this is a FML for your brother

ydi for being too lazy to stick them in the washer for 30 minutes. Or you could burn them...:P

After all you have to wash some sheets since your boy friend is there. Semen or pee, That is not so differrent I think. 

This is exactly why they make cages for little kids! Then all you have to do is change the newspaper every once in a while and throw your leftovers through the bars! Also it's "monster proof"!!!

sounds like he's not very good with kids.. send your bf to your enemies house and make them pee in bed...

you should get Vince to advertise that for you.

well technically ur bf did get ur bro 2 stay in bed :P

omg you made me laugh #35

Your brother is a cockblocker and you have to wash his sheets. fyl.

What did #1 say????

tell him if he pees the bed again the monster will eat his weenus

haha poor little brother : )

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No. Not 'poor brother' he deserves it for being a gullible pussy.

don't be annoying -.- thanks.

31-I'm assuming you are trolling. you are retarded.

haha 31- it makes me laugh that you thought you could say that and get away with it. no one likes trolls around here : )

31 is just pissed cause his dick is smaller than the kid's

lol that's got to suck

hahaha thats all thanks to your boyfriend FYL.

awww, your boyfriend found a harsh way to deal with a cockblocker! ;D

That's what newspaper is for.

I can already sense a future parenting WIN on your boyfriend's part.