WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
denied
United States
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
SE011194
Atlanta, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Anonymous
Better off
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Intheway
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mixed signals
Today, the guy I've been dating told me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
Top comments
BritishHobo 0
You made a mistake, it's spelt 'ex-boyfriend'.
looney_bin 0
If you are smart, you won't be together anymore. Then nobody will think you are.
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Comments (165)
SandyA 0
dumb him if he is shy of being with you.. you should say the same & find one that would be proud of you!
hcovballer247 0
Sorry that sucks, but I have heard this fml plenty of times....
fmanimelife 0
omg I feel so bad for u that guy is an ass
hbee562 0
How rude ! "/ Are you two still together after that ?
Kanvis78 0
YDI no real relationship has nonsense like that. My vote is friend with benefits that you accepted and pretended it was more.
mrmaks18 7
don't worry op maybe your ugly but I'll walk with you coz I'm just so nice oh yeah slight caution I sometimes walk into people but that's nothing to worry about
jablair13 0
sweetie dump his ass
canzo378 0
well tell h not to call u or trying to have sex with u again since people might think you guys are together...
EricJ 3
Break up with him and date a nice guy, instead.
a_nicole11 0
then he doesnt desere youu if he doesn't even want to walk by youu !