Miscellaneous: Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the...

By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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Night terrors

By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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Check before you wreck

By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Injury to injury

By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 18:00

Today, I got home from work and face-planted into my sofa because I hate my job, suffer from depression, recently lost my wife to cancer, and a host of other BS. As I face-planted it turned out that my sister invited herself over and had fell asleep, curled up under a blanket. Our heads collided at 30 mph. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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buckdharma 37

Sunday 17 July 2016 12:48

I had this happen to me. I came home from a three day fishing trip, and collapsed backwards into where the bed was almost knocking myself out on the floor, followed by loud laughter from down stairs. I didn't think this was funny, but my kids sure did.

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 17 July 2016 14:31

It's okay, OP. You're not alone. Last night I went out for food and managed to hit myself square in the nose with my car door because it was dark out. I know that feel.

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ifuckuprandomly 28

Sunday 17 July 2016 12:35

I hope you didn't rearrange your face whilst you were at it!

safaeita 32

Sunday 17 July 2016 12:35

That could happen to any of us since you just rearranged your room recently and have forgoten , but I would never stumble into my room in the dark and just sleep in my bed what if there are monsters under it ? But really a lot of things could go wrong with you blindly just entering it like that.

PencilTips 19

Sunday 17 July 2016 12:47

Don't let the desk bugs bite? Sorry OP, hope you're feeling better.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 17 July 2016 12:48

Tomato_Cheese 22

Sunday 17 July 2016 13:28

Well you'd bedder be more careful next time!

captain_hero89 22

Sunday 17 July 2016 14:03

never take the leap of faith damn. people are not liking these comments so far

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 17 July 2016 14:31

It's okay, OP. You're not alone. Last night I went out for food and managed to hit myself square in the nose with my car door because it was dark out. I know that feel.