SkateOrDie686

liz This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

This is America

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

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jjjjjjmmmmm92 20 July 2010, 23:08 United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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Wawawiwa 21 July 2010, 23:44 Namibia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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