Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
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AliceSaysFYL 0
YDI for paying for him
iR0ckSkinnys 3
He's a jerk. You don't need him anyway op!
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Comments (131)
imright24 0
How is this a FML? You're no longer dating some asshole that needs to spend time in jail. You should be happy.
paoolaa 0
woah. he's such an ass! ugh!
TargetTango 0
YDI for dating a criminal.
wordgirl 0
I agree with imright24. This is actually good news. In case you missed this one: You should not desire to date people who are criminals. Oh, and you should not pay for someone's attorney when you've only known them for 8 or so months. C'mon. This is easy stuff. Protect yourself or no one else will.
do_your_job 0
You picked a winner. And you are an idiot for dating said winner.
ViciousLily 0
he used you for his lawyer payments
looney_bin 0
Why would you be stupid enough to date someone in jail to begin with?
fml22221 0
that Jack Ass
saltycookies 5
why do women love to be with assholes?
Capoeira93 0
maybe he didnt want you to wast anymore money on him to get out or hold you back on other guys that are out there