Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend started a six month jail stint. The last thing he gave me was his phone, on which I discovered $30,000 in credit card debt. Why didn’t I go after the guy who went to dental uni? FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
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AliceSaysFYL 0
YDI for paying for him
iR0ckSkinnys 3
He's a jerk. You don't need him anyway op!
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Comments (131)
hockey1317 0
If he was in jail then you shouldve dumped his ass
Torvus 4
Sounds like you need Judge Judy or Jerry Springer. YDI.
j_casa 5
maybe it just wasn't working out. it's not all about you, selfish bitch.
latinjukes 2
He probably dropped the soap
LiuKang92 1
Get all his money he has cause he just used you big time
newyorklovesme2 0
Maybe you deserve someone way better, so keep your eyes open, cz u never know;)
Mr_west27 7
He met a girl on the inside
kei1108 13
Sue him for the cost of the lawyer!
ricosuave_r8 0
Well u shouldve had a better lawyer bitch and also... what kind of skanky **** ass ho (not sayong thats bad) ;) do you have to be to get dumped by an inmate. Lonely? Single? Free this weekend between the half hour of 230-3 AM Cuz I got a friend I want to u meet baby. (Thundercock jones)
DarkHelmet82 9
Judge Judy