Building Fail By FML Videos - 20/11/2018 00:30 I'm just gonna walk away now... I agree, your life sucks 265 You deserved it 105 Share Tweet Share
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML I agree, your life sucks 97 You deserved it 962
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 738 322 You deserved it 495 520
Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 704 You deserved it 1 835
Today, my wife and I were looking online at the house her piano teacher is selling. When she said, "Oh the bedroom looks much larger with the furniture gone," a long awkward silence followed. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 447 You deserved it 195
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 104 You deserved it 442
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 717 You deserved it 6 172
Today, as an essential worker, some lady tore me a new one because we were out of large sanitizer bottles. Our doors opened at 9 a.m. and she didn't show up until 2 p.m. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 676 You deserved it 111
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 655 You deserved it 11 775