Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
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pheonix_deloures 0
He sounds brilliant.
anorexicbarbie 8
too bad you're ugly
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Comments (218)
mrfuzzywiggles 11
YDI for dating a guy that can't man up and break up with you straight
Mayshod 3
My fiance is gorgeous. She's a Zumba and fitness instructor. I'm a very confident man and it doesn't bother me at all if other men flirt with her. I expect it to happen. No big deal. I trust her and if she were to betray that trust, she'd lose me. Simple as that. Sound like you need a guy who's more mature.
SS_Silvy 0
I dont blame the guy. I have the same problem with my girl. A lot of guys check her out and hit on her and ask her out and that pisses me off soo i too considered breaking up with her but i learned to deal with it.
writergirl23 19
Ok um it sounds like you're trying to flaunt yourself here
gohogs518 4
Sounds like you're fishing for compliments. Get over yourself, he probably broke up with you because you're a narcissist.
mikesvodka 1
Uhhh Wth lol this is so fake.
koko_ov 6
I just got dumped for same reason after being with my bf for two years but to top it off I got dumped cos of this chick was trying flirt with me... -.- I'm straight....
dyonasta 9
Well at least your beautiful I mean that's a plus though I don't think that's any reason to dump someone I actually think it would be the opposite
xavgum 2
that's half of a reason why I broke up mine :/
thisisnotAJ 6
Thats probably the sweatest thing someone can tell you when you brake up