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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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Saturday 25 June 2016 0:10

He was obviously complimenting you. Don't be a bitch.

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