Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
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pheonix_deloures 0
He sounds brilliant.
anorexicbarbie 8
too bad you're ugly
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Comments (218)
Wuffie 0
I got broken up with because apparently too many people like me and they didn't like the thought. I guess she was too insecure? (I'm a girl too.)
kailarahne 19
You deserve better. He has self esteem issues he needs to work out
fristinkristin 16
Pretty girl problems.
CaroAurelia 12
Well, that's one reason I'll never get dumped. He sounds like an insecure dishrag.
Tripitaka 21
That's... beautiful! He did you a favor, really :). Find a more confident guy, now you can.
lucyisbae 18
Than date one of the other guys who flirt with you
Stxsyh 30
What an excuse.....
kimise 21
Happened to me too. As you can see I'm very attractive myself.
radiocaf 29
what?!
Nathan_14 6
actually it was probably her fault. I had a situation like this. she most likely never tried to stop the flirting. probably told him to make him jealous.