Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
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MRSwick2525 23
What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!
leopardwilliam 22
I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't
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Comments (247)
iadtgrad07 6
ummm, condom maybe?
BlaqMontana 16
Let's just hope it's one funny joke.!
kylie2107 7
If he never told u he had an STD before sex he can and would be charged for passing it on to u without you knowing unless you used protection but I'm assuming you didn't
sabrinaMA 7
I hope you save that message and realize that you can legally go after him if you do in fact have an std now
lefthandedwitch 5
READ THIS: http://www.emandlo.com/2010/12/dear-dr-vanessa-is-there-a-morning-after-pill-for-stds/ It's a thing, sorta like a morning after pill for some stds it hope it helps
Witchylady 18
What a total dick!!!! And an ass as well.
RealSuperSand 21
Just hope it's an STD that you can get rid of. Also **** that douchecanoe.
niro123 1
Sucks for you OP
hiheyitschloe 13
Yeah, I think that what happened to op is terrible, but in a way she deserves it. There are many ways to avoid an STD and she apparently didn't take those precautions. I hope all turns out okay, but next time, try to be more careful. Many couples get each other tested for a reason. Its not because they don't trust one another, but its always better to be safe.
SailorKelly 7
"She deserved it," are you ******* kidding me?
hiheyitschloe 13
I wasn't saying it to be rude. Like I said, it's terrible what happened. Nothing can possibly excuse that action and he can get into so much trouble for that because it's a crime. I'm just saying, that there were ways she could've avoided it. Of course, she trusted him and not everyone feels the need to get their significant other tested, but it could've prevented this from happening. I do wish her the best wishes, but I also hope that she gets a lesson out of this.
MandieL 27
We don't know that she didn't use a condom. If she didn't, then this would be a YDI. If she did, then FHL. I know condoms do not protect against all STD's and they are not 100% effective against others, but next to abstinence, they are the best way to prevent STD's. I agree that you and your new partner should be tested before you become sexually active (my husband and I got tested when we started dating) but not getting tested together does not give him an excuse to omit the fact that he knew he had an STD.
hiheyitschloe 13
Agree with you 100%
Alicimo 11
I'm sorry OP! Hopefully it was a nasty prank or that you used protection. Either way FYL.