Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
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MRSwick2525 23
What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!
leopardwilliam 22
I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't
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Comments (247)
Sugarlicious00 0
Why can't see the comments
jpapritz 11
That's illegal
patwo8 14
That's freaking bullshit. That's low of the low.
MandieL 27
No where does it say she is a virgin. Just that it was their first time together. Regardless, if she is old enough to make a mistake such as not wearing a condom, then she is old enough to be educated on sex. Even if her parents never gave her permission to take sex ed, there are so many resources available to learn about it. I know I wouldn't try to fix my vehicle without having first learned about it. We also don't know if they used a condom or not, so this may not have been a mistake on OP's part.
TheNoNameGuy 20
He's a jerk! And he tried to lie about how he "forgot" to tell you. You don't just forget. He did that on purpose. Sorry OP. :/
sophiehelen 32
I usually hate people recommending to break up for no reason but I think I would after this. That's but exactly a minor mistake. And depending what he's got it may be a big deal
Unikorni 3
...which didn't matter because you used a condom, right? Right?!
orsombre_fml 11
Go tested ASAP, OP. Then send him the note. He pays or gets sued.
apcsox 18
I sincerely hope you were smart and you used protection
Papa_Moti_Junior 4
"Dick" move.